Right, who’s going to have a bash at unpacking this one?
Yes, he’s a loser, so you should probably kill him. The rest of it? No idea. What are beefcake pantyhose? Why would you paint vegetables? Do termites even have the digestive tract capable of choking?
When we were young, we used to sing ‘goooooal Lazio’ rather than ‘soy un perdedor’, what with having zero grasp of Spanish, Spain or possibly even France. But this was rural Somerset, so folk down there aren’t known for their brain power, then or now.
Shout out to Football Italia for the 90s morning hangover times.