Time takes it’s toll, but not on the eyes.

If you’re anything like me, you’ll have bought any clothes currently in your wardrobe without having to have had any kind of human contact. Thanks, internet. Because of this, it’s kind of essential that anything you purchase is of the correct size.

I’m sure you’re already aware of roughly what size that might be, but here are some handy hints…

Measure Yourself

You heard me.

Length (A)

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the t shirt (the highest point of your shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt. Do it now.

Chest (B)

Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the tape measure horizontal. Please.

Size Guide

Strap in, here’s a table…

Size Length (A) Chest (B)
S 28″71 cm 34″-37″86 cm – 94 cm
M 29″74 cm 38″-41″97 cm – 104 cm
L 30″71 cm 42″-45″71 cm
XL 31″76 cm 46″-49″107 cm – 114 cm

That’s about the size of it. Literally. That is the size of it.

You are now free to go and buy some things.