This isn’t my favourite Madonna song. Not by a long stretch. But the imagery is there. Pink elephants. Lemonade. Bang. It writes itself.
It’s all very Disney – which is fine…honestly *scrunches up face* …it’s fine – but a few songs ago we were dancing in a foundry wearing a power suit. And before THAT there was the whole incident with black Jesus and the burning crosses.
But who am I to question Madonna? Eighties Madonna, at that.
Nobody, that’s who.