Paparazzi

Scum of the earth, aren’t they?

Rabid, self-serving, Markle-busting, white Fiat Uno driving scum.

Oh. But I’ve seen you in your corner shop queues, clutching your OKs and your Take-A-Breaks (if they still exist). How do you think those are made? You bunch of hypocrites.

Anyway, it’s all in this one: fame, bright lights, lust, obssession, purple teardops. Yeah, I don’t really know what purple teardrops are either.

Urban Dictionary offers two options. But do we *really* trust that place?