Monkfish

Shut it, I’m in charge here. Gloria, take your boyfriend upstairs and find me a murder weapon. In two minutes this floor’s going to be awash with blood, now shift.

Before the Fast Show even started, I remember seeing Simon Day on the Channel 4 Glastonbury coverage and genuinely believed his name was Tommy Cockles for ages afterwards. I don’t know if this was because he was very convincing or because I was young and stupid. Probably a bit of both with a leaning towards the latter.

Competitive dad is probably my favourite, but it’s a difficult thing to try and invent graphics for. I’m not sure if social services usually have a logo, do they?!