City Meat

We got all the different meat animals. Cows, pigs, chickens, etc., but they live in the city of London. Like meat, live in a city? City Meat for City People. Get yourself down to City Meat.

The thing about this is that if this place actually existed, I’d be able to walk to it from my house. The two main issues: 1) Even in a fictional sense, it’s actually in Birmingham. 2) Rampant veganism. As rampant as that can actually be. Let’s not get into that right now.

I haven’t eaten any sort of meat product for coming up to twenty years, so the taste is a distant memory. I would lke to put it out there that the Richmond meat free sausages are up there amongst the greatest foodstuffs available to mankind. Thinking of getting a tattoo of them. Somehow.

Unfortunately, a clip of this bit of ‘Carpet Remnant World’ doesn’t exist on the YouTubes (or indeed anywhere else). I’m not sure why. The below is the nearest thing. Shame, really.