Blue Rat

Go on. Have one. Nah, it’s all right. Dunno what’s in ’em. It’s only gonna be some Polish chemicals.

I’ve seen some designs for this on internets already, but I thought I’d give it a go anyway. To me, it’s pretty obvious where the name comes from. Maybe if you swap ‘blue’ for ‘red’ and ‘rat’ for a large male bovine animal, you get where I’m coming from. They say it gives you wings but I had one once and nearly had a heart attack. It was shaped like a bullet for some reason, so the clues were there. Never again.

Another British sitcom with a mere two series. I usually want more and this is no exception.

NB I actually completed this the day before Sean Lock died. RIP Sean. The undisputed, unbeaten Carrot in a Box world champion.